pemsylvania:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via orgasm)

Full Moon Dates for 2014

padalocked-up:

darkenedstiles:

wizardsdemigodsandtributes:

cmtilney:

she-snake:

thepinkowl:

January 15th
February 14th
March 16th
April 15th
May 14th
June 12th
July 12th
August 10th
September 8th
October 8th
November 6th
December 6th

for my followers who are werewolves

for my followers who are dating werewolves

to all my followers that want to avoid werewolves

for all my followers who want to become werewolves

for all my followers who hunt werewolves

(Source: silverwitch, via weregonnadiealone)

sengawolf:

kingloptr:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

holy fuck

ok normally I don’t care to reblog stuff like this but

"holy fuck"

(Source: itssexualhour, via rianstiltskin)

bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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(via jasminrazdik)

linhwin:

I was so fucking offended when this old lady wouldn’t let me help her carry her suitcase up some long ass flight of stairs. Like bitch. I’m like 12 let me help you out dude I’m not gonna steal your shit. THen she was slow af. should’ve just let me help you out. 

linhwin:

dashdrive:

how many whats until you give up on trying to hear what the person is saying

i give up after 4

pony